Dr. Gonzo endorses Kerry

That's right folks. You're favorite Fear & Loathing author was driving down the highway from LA to Las Vegas in a big red cadillac and a head full of sunshine blotter when he looked up, saw the Bush Administration taking a big nuk-ler dump on Yucca Mountain and exclaimed, "JESUS! WHAT ARE THESE CREATURES?!"

I haven't read it yet, but judging from the first paragraph, it's gonna be a doosey.

Armageddon came early for George Bush this year, and he was not ready for it. His long-awaited showdowns with my man John Kerry turned into a series of horrible embarrassments that cracked his nerve and demoralized his closest campaign advisers. They knew he would never recover, no matter how many votes they could steal for him in Florida, where the presidential debates were closely watched and widely celebrated by millions of Kerry supporters who suddenly had reason to feel like winners.

I couldn't concur more, Doctah.