Beer...good for you!?

Get out the antioxident pizza, a German brew company is peddleing a beer with vitamins, minerals, and spirulina. Well that leads me to a couple of questions...

If this is the fountain of youth that it claims to be, if I drink it, and become younger than 21, am I still allowed to have it?

If it keeps me forever young, will I still have this youthful beer gut?

Something to think about over a beer.