A new Anti-War Philosophy...just slack off and play.

If you haven't noticed lately, the current administration does not pay attention to anyone in the Anti-War effort. After all, what purpose does Anti-War serve, really? I mean we put hundreds of well paid workers out of a job because they're no longer making bombs and bullets. What's gonna happen to these people? Without a war to prosecute, the numbers of enlisted soldiers is sure to go down, leaving more free time for these individuals. To coin a phrase, "Let them play Pac-Man!"

That's right, I haven't lost my head. I said Pac-Man. Think about it, EVERYONE has played Pac Man. Those that haven't played Pac Man before end up picking up the skills pretty quick and getting highly addicted to seeing how many ghosts they can swallow before the power pill runs out of juice.

So here's what I propose as a fund raiser for the Anti-War effort. Every cinder block arcade, every pizza place, every beer joint, every little podunk general store in America that has a Pac Man video game in it should host a Play for Peace Pac Man tournament. All quarters used to play the tournament go to aid the people most affected by war that would most appreciate Pac Man...children. That's right, put your quarters down for Unicef. Kinda like those little orange boxes the kids take with them to trick or treat when they really want a pail of candy.

If you think about it, Pac Man trancends all cultures and entertainment needs. It's kinda hard to aim a Rocket Propelled Granade or rig a Roadside Bomb when you're worried about getting cornered by ghosts. GHOSTS! Ghosts are the real terrorists! LET'S GET THEM, CHEW 'EM UP AND SPIT EM OUT!



This has been coming for a long time...